why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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