Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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