it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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