Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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