I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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