i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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