she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
