think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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