Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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