i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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