This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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