Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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