Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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