I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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