i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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