yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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