He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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