I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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