Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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