dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
How naked do you want me to be?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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