Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm jealous of your bromance
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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