He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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