They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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