When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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