Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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