no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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