the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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