Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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