Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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