I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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