how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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