2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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