she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
