I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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