You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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