"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
The Olympian is in my bed
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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