I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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