Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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