awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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