I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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