it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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