Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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