it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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