dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Found the puke drawer
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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