i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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