How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
MIDGETS
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I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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