I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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