I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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