you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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