I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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