Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
We smell like vodka and hangover
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