You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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