S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
