I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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